Ever wondered what Batman gets up to in his spare time. To be fair, he can’t constantly be fighting crime. Even the Bat’s gotta take some down time every now and again, and artist Sarah Johnson takes a look at that down time in a silly, imaginative and downright hilarious way. Here’s the Ordinary Batman Adventures.
Catches snowflakes with his tongue
Rides a Penny Farthing
Saves kittens from the rain
Takes care of the rescued kittens
Plays in Autumn leaves
Plays Office Olympics
Eats a 3 scoop
But not before he eats pizza. Batman wouldn’t ruin his dinner.
Goes to a TDKR screening. For the memories.
Goes Tubing. Alone.
Uses urinals. See? Even Superheroes have to pee.
Has a lounge/fat day.
Clips his toenails
Pensively watches the rain fall
Swings on a tyre swing
Takes bubble baths. With all that crime fighting comes sore muscles.