Machete (2010)

The gorgeous Jessica Alba, the not-so-gorgeous Danny Trejo, the legend of bad acting Steven Segal and Robert DeNiro. What could go wrong? Well not much it seems as Machete has been garnering lots of positive reviews upon its release in the US. It’s set for release here on November 26th. Assasinations, Albaass and bloody violence all make Pop Culture Monster all the more excited about this testosteronefest of a movie. It doesn’t really need many words to let you know it’s a must-see. Go see it.

p.s. If we haven’t convinced you enough, jailbird come crackhead Lindsay Lohan is also in it. And that is reason enough.

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