Pittsburgh-based geographer Stentor Danielson has drawn an incredible series of maps of real US cities in the style of J.R.R. Tolkien’s ones from his LOTR series. These are so incredible and detailed that we’re already in the process of buying them all. We’ll just cover every wall available in them. He’ll also do any custom map for you. So now you know what to get me for Christmas and my birthday from now until then end of time. You’re welcome.